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omg it my bday in 30 mins 😝😝😝😝

officialunitedstates:

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officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

what do you call someone who smokes two marijuanas

double jointed

what do you call someone who smokes three marijuanas

dead

drugs kill, kids

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teppelin:

i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact

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tarclis:

my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that

my sisters dad

there is a such thing as half-siblings hello

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underfag:

at my first ymas show josh was yelling for people to crowd surf and this security guard told him no crowd surfing allowed and josh started shouting “woAH WE HAVE A SPOIL SPORT WHO’S A GRUMPY MAN FUCK YOU I STILL WANT TO SEE SOME CROWD SURFING” and patted the guy’s head and it still surprises me to this day that the security guard never got up on stage and punched him

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